Crackpot theory - Lucifer Style

A sure way to kill the Devil.

In the last heart breaking episode of Supernatural we found out that the Colt doesn't kill the Devil... go figure. So how can we kill the devil?

Now I think there are Five ways we (by we I mean the Supernatural people) can kill the Devil (that haven't been mentioned in the show).

NUMBER FIVE:

This method I call 'Revenge of The Bobby'.

Lucifer's demons possessed Bobby we all know that, they also possessed Bobby's poor wife. Another thing we all know. So like with most hunters Bobby is pretty pissed off at Demons. Not to mention Lucifer is trying to jump Sam's bones and ride him like a carnival ride.

Now how can Bobby Kill the devil? Bobby is confined to a wheel chair. Well you skeptics meet the weapon that can kill the Devil.

What? I hear some people say. How can Bobby run down the devil with a wheel chair? Well we saw that the Colt knocks out Lucifer for a couple of seconds so what will happen is this. Dean will shoot Lucifer, Lucifer will fall and then Bobby will just keep rolling over his head until it explodes.

NUMBER FOUR

This theory I will Call 'The middle child syndrome'.

Lets bring back Gabriel/Trickster maybe he wont be able to kill Lucifer but there is something he can do. Something that will make Lucifer crack it and keep out of the boys hair.

Lock Lucifer up in T.V land. Come on cant you just see Middle brother going 'Bam Lucifer you are now stuck in the OC or 90210 for the rest of your life.' Lucifer will be wishing he was back in his Hell cage that's for sure.

NUMBER THREE

This mode of death to Lucifer is what I would like to call 'Grand Death Douchifer' - its a working title.

Picture this, Lucifer has just said a bunch of Dicky things. 'My brother called me a monster, Daddy never listened to me. He worked at the post office.' And then you hear this music, it sounds strangely like ACDC.

Then BAM! Lucifer is hit by what I believe (and I mentioned this as a crack pot theory on my twitter twitter.com/karalambo ages ago) is the holy grail.

NUMBER TWO

This theory I would like to call 'Return of the BA Angel'.

This is a very simple and easy way to kill Lucifer. You just hand Castiel something sharp and allow his BA-ness that we saw earlier this season to shine. The problem with this is the fact that Cas has only ever won one fight. But like Rocky all he needs is a cool montage and he will be right.

Lastly,

NUMBER ONE

This is probably the least cracked of all the Crack pot theories I have had on this matter however this theory I would like to name, 'Hmm something smells like Chicken.'

This is pretty simple and doesn't need any explaining and any picture or video of this matter would be, ahh, little morbid.

We deep fry Lucifer in some holy oil like a chicken wing at KFC.

Deep fried Devil? Does sound like the next value meal, but be careful cause its only while stocks last. Its finger licking good.

Reasons Why I dont want John Winchester to be God.

Now everyone has been speculating who they want Supernatural's God to be. Misha suggested Miley Cyrus - which personally I think its should be Lucifer's Plan C vessel. But I digress.

There has also been speculation that good old Pappa Winchester, John Winchester himself will be God. To this I say Booo.

Sure it makes sense, Sam - Lucifer, Dean - Michael. But John as God?

Maybe its just me, maybe its because when if John comes back I want him to be their father. I want him to rip Sam a new one. I want him to yell at Dean for going to Hell. And most of all I want him to tell his boys that he's proud of them and that they can win.

Another reason why I think you cant have John being Michael's vessel is because John has been possessed by a Demon, The Demon. Bloody Yellow Eyes.

Now this might just be a crazy crack pot theory, but lets think about it.

Sam: has been possessed by Meg. Lucifer's vessel.

Dean: has never been possessed. Michael's Vessel.

Jimmy: from what we know has never had a demon riding him. Castiel's Vessel.

Jimmy's Daughter: Not possessed from what we know but I think its more than safe to say that she hasn't been. Castiel's plan B Vessel.

Jimmy's wife: Possessed by stunt demon number three, no ones vessel.

There for I believe that if your being a vessel for an angel (a pure and good angel not one that wants to start the end of the world) then you are probably guarded from getting your bones jumped by a demon.

As Castiel told Jimmy there was something in his blood. I believe that same something stops you from being ridden by those black and red eyed SoBs.

This brings the question up, if JDM isn't going to be playing God then who should.

I have included a video to answer that question, as you can see this person has had some hunting experience.

Abandon all hope? More like abandon us Supernatural fans for 2 months.

Guess who's back? Back again? Kara's back to write a blog.

Now Lady's and Gents, we had an amazing episode of Supernatural the other night. I am also going to do something different than most peoples reviews of a show. Because we have the next Hellish 8 weeks of no new Supernatural, I am going to pick apart different parts of some of this seasons episodes (or the other seasons depends how things go) and make comment on them.

I often don't cry while watching T.V shows but man did I cry like a little baby. Why you may ask? And if your asking you really need a round house kick to the head, but it was because of this very touching moment.

Cant you just feel the pain that is on Ellen's face when she realised her little girl had died. I am so glad she has an ugly crying face for this, none of this single tear rolling down her cheek crap. Full on heart broken pain.

For a moment there I really thought Dean was going to have to shoot Jo to put her out of her pain, much like John had to do to Jo's daddy. However so glad that way didn't pan out. Not that I am glad to see Jo or Ellen die. It has come down to the fact that there are no characters I want to see bite it.

On the plus side, Ellen had the best last words ever. Move over Ned Kelly 'Such is life' is so last century this one is all about 'You go straight back to hell you ugly Bitch!'

What about Lucifer? Well if he dies then so does the show, so I hope be becomes the new Yellow eyes, and really you can see that happening. This story line can not be wrapped up in the next eleven episodes. Can it? Not now Death is walking about, and such.

Lets go into the other Jaw dropping moment of the episode.

The Colt does not work on Lucifer. Go figure. I guess Samuel Colt didn't think that far a head, he's just all about killing the Demons. Well that's well and good but how the Hell are we going to kill this SOB? No offence God. And how dare Lucifer capture Castiel in a burning ring of fire.

Might I just add that Cas does have some mad skills, if the angel thing doesn't work out for him. I guess he could either be a boy scout of an architect. Who would have thought of using the Bitch aka Meg as a foot bridge. Serves you right Meg. You shouldn't call a man lack of skill, even if he couldn't score with a hooker.

But back to Lucifer, there are only 5 things in all of creation that the Colt doesn't kill. Hmm Interesting. It also begs the question what are the other four things? Some say the horse men, I say neigh to that. See I can make puns.

To me I am thinking God would have to be one of them.

Michael would have to be another.

Any ideas on the other Two?

Anyway back to Lucifer's crazy monologue. So he is sure Sam is going to say yes. Now I am not the biggest fan girl, but I will still go all Becky on anyone who disses him. Yet I like Dean am finding it a bit hard to trust the man with the crazy sideburns. But If Sam says yes to Lucifer I will never forgive him. (Yes I know its a TV show.)

I just don't understand why he would say yes. This is Sam who used to pray everyday, going to say yes? Screw that for a joke. But if he does I am pretty sure Bobby will get the strength back in his legs and kick him up the ass. Grr at Sam and Lucifer.

Now this brings me to another point. How awesome was Crowley this is only going to be a small point, but he was just cool.

I really do hope we get to see him again. This character has also made me think on how this war can pan out.

Sam and Dean, with the rouge Angels like Cas with the Smarter Demons vs The douche angels vs Lucifer and the Demons.

Complicated fight, but one that makes for some gooood TV.

Now lastly the last moment I would like to point out is this one.

Is that a bridge I see mending? I don't really have much to say on this moment, other than it seems like Sam and Dean are becoming more themselves with each other. I am also not afraid to admit that I was Screaming at them to say "Bitch, Jerk." They better say it soon or else I very well might very well have to write a Fan Fiction.

So In other words I loved this episode from start to finish.

So what are your plans for the next 8 weeks of Hell without our boys?

100th Episode of Supernatural Wishlist

I know I was going to keep this up to date but I am one of those people who always have good intentions when it comes to making blogs. I probably have started at least ten different blogs all to be abandoned with in the first week or so.

Anyway as some of you may know, Supernatural is having their 100th episode this season, and I am pretty sure filming has started for that so it brings me to this blog post.

My Wish List for 100th Episode.

• Pappa Winchester, I am pretty sure that's what all the fans want.
• Bitch/Jerk, Yes I am still flogging that dead horse but I want this beyond anything yes even John.
• A very awesome and touching Sam/Dean moment. By Sam/Dean moment I don't mean Wincest. Those who like Wincest should be relocated to Tasmania. Little Aussie joke for ya there.
• Cas finding God. Or God being a bit Co-Op and find Sam and Dean. Cant you just see the boys thinking God was just a supernatural fan and then God saying. "My name is Godric, but please call me God."
• William Shatner as God. Yes some people may think Ohh Captain Kirk, but no not me I am thinking more like a Denny Crain character.
• Awesome Castiel moments. Yes Lady's and Gents I am a Castiel fan girl.
• Gabriel/Trickster. Say WHAT! I think he will be picking the side of dun dun dunnnn Sam and Dean.
• Bobby walking!
• A very awesome Chuck moment. I am the prophet CHUCK!
• Maybe a flashback to Little Winchesters BUT not be where John is only seen.
• Rufus. Why? Because he's getting to old for this shit.

I am sure I will think of some more things later on. But so far I will stick to this.