Have yourself a very Supernatural Crackpot theory.

Ladies and Gents... well who am I kidding Ladies.

As it is the holiday season I feel I should answer a question that has been stuck in my mind since last night when I did a Twitter Commentary with Tiny Winchester (check out her blog its what you call AMAZING.) Oh Side not I will be posting my twitter commentary here so those who were unable to get their twitter feed clogged up with my nonsense can read it.

Anyway back on to topic, I will be answering the question that has riddled the greatest thinkers in the world. That has stumped Albert Einstein, Isaac Newton, Charles Darwin and Oprah, what does Lucifer do on Christmas day?


Now I have never met Lucifer (well I don't think I have, there have been some people in my life that I find ahh questionable on the humanity radar - but I digress) But I feel like I have watched enough Supernatural to say that I have an understanding of the top FIVE things Lucifer does on Christmas.

NUMBER FIVE:

Family Dinner

Now while the majority of Lucifer's family wants him dead, and his big bro locked him up in a cage. But he has 4 friends, who happen to be brothers and they have pet ponies. But I don't see how much they will eat with Famine sitting next to them...

NUMBER FOUR:

Writing Christmas Cards.

As any good, evil supernatural creature will tell you it's important to keep the grunts on the ground in two ways. First way is in the dark, the second way is motivated. And what motivates Demons more than the smell of baby's blood in the morning? A nicely worded Christmas card from Lucifer. These Christmas cards tend to have festive pictures like Alistair with a candy cane in hand rather than a butchers knife.

NUMBER THREE

Drunken Tales

I don't know about you but when Christmas comes around you can almost expect at least one family member to get drunk and tell stories. Mostly these stories have been told a thousand times before each time changing just enough to be noticeable. Cant you just picture Lucifer with a can of Egg Nog in hand stumbling over how he raised Death, while Death is just sitting there going 'You weren't on a space ship.'

NUMBER TWO

Christmas Movie Marathon.

Christmas movies are always on TV around this time of year. But instead of watching Tim Allen's latest Santa Clause movie or finding out the True meaning of Christmas he and his four pals and Princess Sparkles, Mr Ed, Black Beautie and another Horse name will be sitting down to watch 'The Hills have Eyes' and 'The Cannibal Holocaust'.

Popcorn anyone?

NUMBER ONE

Family Feud.

Now its no surprise at this time of year family's get on each others nerves. If my family (an watching crazy amounts of TV) has taught me anything this time of year family's fight. But Lucifer, well he has bigger problems. After all we are partying for Jesus's birthday not his.

And after all is said and done Lucifer does not like that.


All I have to say to Lucifer is, "Suck it up, get over your Daddy issues and go sun bake at a beach somewhere."

To my lovely readers I say to you. "Have a very Happy holiday, and enjoy whatever you do."