Friday, December 18, 2009

TwitCom on A Very Supernatural Christmas

As I mentioned in my last Blog Tiny Winchester and I did a TwitCommentary on A Very Supernatural Christmas. It was a Hell of a lot of fun. We will be doing another one of
21st of December 9:30 AEST. Hope you can make it. Anyway here's my part of the Twitter Commentary.


#Supernatural fans we are just about to start the #supernatural commentary of A very spn xmas. hurry while stocks last

Ladys and gents! #supernatural twitcom time! have a merry supernatural xmas

This is going to sound very grinch of me. But I wish this kid died.

Rudolf has turned blood thirsty

This is also going to sound Anti-#supernatural fan of me. But Dean has girl eyes and lips. Just saying

Evil Santa? That explains why I never got that barbie. She had butterflies

You know this Santa is a littler pervy. I would not want to sit on lap. I dont want his candy cane

Winchester, John Winchester. I have a licence to drive the impala

I wonder if lucifer hates Christmas too?

Santa watching porn? Best part Dean and sam SInging Silent night

Round and round the table

Easter bunny is Jewish?

Sam has Wolverine Side burns

@Tiny_Winchester The sound of global warming

Haha it was yummy

I half expect cas to turn up and tell Sam and Dean the true meaning of Christmas.

Oh that was touching. Hold me

I love flash backs. My fave way of telling a story. I love little Dean. Little sam is so pouty. Here have a lollypop

Dad's not going to let them get you. Aww Dean, how wrong you were

See this is why I don’t like going looking at Christmas lights. They could be pagan gods

I never noticed that the couches were covered in plastic

That ginger bread house has nothing on mine

I am pretty sure I should do that light thing on some of the teachers at work.. just saying I dont think they are human

Mrs God is so much like someone I work with.

Mr God you should wait to hear how they talk to the Big God

Nail coming off finger makes me cringe. Fudging hell

Brings new meaning to Saved by the bell

The revenge of the Christmas tree

Aww Sam getting a barbie

Sam is such a downer. Dont rain on Dean's parade.

The winchester are big on not Lying yet they do it all the time. Tut tut boys.

Awww Sam hands over the God tracker. Did he get it from Walmart?

Dean's face just lit up when sam handed him some more prezzies. Its touching.

Come on this is a perfect moment for Bitch Jerk. Someone give me Erics email address so I can beg him for that

I found this ep a lot sadder than I normally did. maybe its because I knew everything they later went through

I guess this ep does make you understand more why Sam drank the bitch piss.

It says a lot when the Winchesters have more of a peaceful xmas than you. :D I heart this ep. I heart all flashback eps

This has to be on the list of all time fave SPN ep I might make a list of bout10 but thats like picking children if only we had a middle kid

Tuesday, December 15, 2009

Have yourself a very Supernatural Crackpot theory.

Ladies and Gents... well who am I kidding Ladies.

As it is the holiday season I feel I should answer a question that has been stuck in my mind since last night when I did a Twitter Commentary with Tiny Winchester (check out her blog its what you call AMAZING.) Oh Side not I will be posting my twitter commentary here so those who were unable to get their twitter feed clogged up with my nonsense can read it.

Anyway back on to topic, I will be answering the question that has riddled the greatest thinkers in the world. That has stumped Albert Einstein, Isaac Newton, Charles Darwin and Oprah, what does Lucifer do on Christmas day?


Now I have never met Lucifer (well I don't think I have, there have been some people in my life that I find ahh questionable on the humanity radar - but I digress) But I feel like I have watched enough Supernatural to say that I have an understanding of the top FIVE things Lucifer does on Christmas.

NUMBER FIVE:

Family Dinner

Now while the majority of Lucifer's family wants him dead, and his big bro locked him up in a cage. But he has 4 friends, who happen to be brothers and they have pet ponies. But I don't see how much they will eat with Famine sitting next to them...

NUMBER FOUR:


Writing Christmas Cards.


As any good, evil supernatural creature will tell you it's important to keep the grunts on the ground in two ways. First way is in the dark, the second way is motivated. And what motivates Demons more than the smell of baby's blood in the morning? A nicely worded Christmas card from Lucifer. These Christmas cards tend to have festive pictures like Alistair with a candy cane in hand rather than a butchers knife.

NUMBER THREE

Drunken Tales

I don't know about you but when Christmas comes around you can almost expect at least one family member to get drunk and tell stories. Mostly these stories have been told a thousand times before each time changing just enough to be noticeable. Cant you just picture Lucifer with a can of Egg Nog in hand stumbling over how he raised Death, while Death is just sitting there going 'You weren't on a space ship.'

NUMBER TWO

Christmas Movie Marathon.

Christmas movies are always on TV around this time of year. But instead of watching Tim Allen's latest Santa Clause movie or finding out the True meaning of Christmas he and his four pals and Princess Sparkles, Mr Ed, Black Beautie and another Horse name will be sitting down to watch 'The Hills have Eyes' and 'The Cannibal Holocaust'.

Popcorn anyone?

NUMBER ONE

Family Feud.

Now its no surprise at this time of year family's get on each others nerves. If my family (an watching crazy amounts of TV) has taught me anything this time of year family's fight. But Lucifer, well he has bigger problems. After all we are partying for Jesus's birthday not his.

And after all is said and done Lucifer does not like that.


All I have to say to Lucifer is, "Suck it up, get over your Daddy issues and go sun bake at a beach somewhere."

To my lovely readers I say to you. "Have a very Happy holiday, and enjoy whatever you do."